Good news, everyone!
Apr 01
Hello everyone!
You may have heard about Facebook's recent shopping spree on everything you hold dear. Well, we have a very special announcement for you today: they didn't stop at the Oculus Rift!
Facebook has bought Legends of Equestria for $1,000,000 US dollars, and that means we're going freemium!
We have already started the process of transferring our game intoa cash generator a casual, entertaining game that you can hook up to all of your social networks and send your friends gratuitous amounts of invites!
Here is a behind-the-scenes screenshot!
We accept Paypal, Rupees, and Dogecoin as payment for all of our great freemium content.
We obtained an ultra-exclusive interview with the Team Directors on what they would be doing with their share of the $1,000,000 US dollars:
Cerebrate: I have already purchased NASA, and as soon they finish my rocket I'll be on my way to Jupiter.
Bloomberg: For the first time since I achieved my life-long dream and became a writer, I will be capable of eating something other than ramen.
Kit: I'm going to China to rebuild the Great Pyramids out of recycled horseshoes. This will provide eco-friendly jobs for unemployed ponies and also serve as my bridge to Valhalla.
AnyaSmash: I will make it so that ponies are actually a real thing, like, I will have horses genetically modified so that miniature horses can physically exist in the real world.
Blue Ink: I will be hiring DHX to create the show: My Little Waifu: Derpy is QT?.
Ellowee: I really see a lot of potential in this new site called Myspace, I think that if I invest in it, I can be really famous!
Hirosashii: I plan on putting it all in a trust fund for my children, so that they may achieve their dreams~
Perry the Pony: I am going to restart Canterlot Gardens 2013! Or whatever year it is!
Herabek: I think that, if I get all this money in dollar bills, I can carry it around in all of my pockets and that means that women will actually notice me!
SavanaPope: According to these numbers, I can purchase 1,254.33 hot tubs, and I plan on putting one inside the other, so when I get out of my hot tub I can step into my other hot tub for a minimum of 1,253.33 hot tub layers.
Vector: I'm planning on buying my own personal hot air balloon for which I will hire someone to man for me to the swiss alps. Once there I'll build my own personal lodge out of curdled cheese from himalayan goats. The bowling alley will have green Jell-o flooring and 5 flat screen TVs that only play the history channel and cartoon network, and the inner gardens will have plants transported from Papua, New Guinea.
Frankie: I'm going to bury it.
Keep an eye out on our social media for updates to this exciting new development! Due for release very soon, Valve Time!
You may have heard about Facebook's recent shopping spree on everything you hold dear. Well, we have a very special announcement for you today: they didn't stop at the Oculus Rift!
Facebook has bought Legends of Equestria for $1,000,000 US dollars, and that means we're going freemium!
We have already started the process of transferring our game into
Here is a behind-the-scenes screenshot!
We accept Paypal, Rupees, and Dogecoin as payment for all of our great freemium content.
We obtained an ultra-exclusive interview with the Team Directors on what they would be doing with their share of the $1,000,000 US dollars:
Cerebrate: I have already purchased NASA, and as soon they finish my rocket I'll be on my way to Jupiter.
Bloomberg: For the first time since I achieved my life-long dream and became a writer, I will be capable of eating something other than ramen.
Kit: I'm going to China to rebuild the Great Pyramids out of recycled horseshoes. This will provide eco-friendly jobs for unemployed ponies and also serve as my bridge to Valhalla.
AnyaSmash: I will make it so that ponies are actually a real thing, like, I will have horses genetically modified so that miniature horses can physically exist in the real world.
Blue Ink: I will be hiring DHX to create the show: My Little Waifu: Derpy is QT?.
Ellowee: I really see a lot of potential in this new site called Myspace, I think that if I invest in it, I can be really famous!
Hirosashii: I plan on putting it all in a trust fund for my children, so that they may achieve their dreams~
Perry the Pony: I am going to restart Canterlot Gardens 2013! Or whatever year it is!
Herabek: I think that, if I get all this money in dollar bills, I can carry it around in all of my pockets and that means that women will actually notice me!
SavanaPope: According to these numbers, I can purchase 1,254.33 hot tubs, and I plan on putting one inside the other, so when I get out of my hot tub I can step into my other hot tub for a minimum of 1,253.33 hot tub layers.
Vector: I'm planning on buying my own personal hot air balloon for which I will hire someone to man for me to the swiss alps. Once there I'll build my own personal lodge out of curdled cheese from himalayan goats. The bowling alley will have green Jell-o flooring and 5 flat screen TVs that only play the history channel and cartoon network, and the inner gardens will have plants transported from Papua, New Guinea.
Frankie: I'm going to bury it.
Keep an eye out on our social media for updates to this exciting new development! Due for release very soon, Valve Time!
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